Let’s Post it – Open House

Hope we have a good turnout today for our open house. Such a nice day out too. Hey sweetie, you must be super excited for our first open house. Yeah, I guess so. I’m so proud of you for passing your license. I know how hard that was for you to study for that. Thanks, yeah, it was a really hard test, honestly. Oh my gosh, I hear people coming. Fix your tie, fix your tie. Yeah, okay. Come on, let’s go. Hi, how’s it going? Hey sweetie, you must be super excited for our first open house. Yeah, I guess so. I’m so proud of you for passing your license. I know how hard that was for you to study for that. Thanks, yeah, it was a really hard test, honestly. Oh my gosh, I hear people coming. Fix your tie, fix your tie. Yeah, okay. Come on, let’s go. Hi, how’s it going? Hey, how are you? I’m really good, what about you? Oh, I’m great now that you’re here. I like your tie, it looks nice. How old are you? He’s 20. Just turned 20. I’m waiting for my own place. You kind of helped me find a really cool one. Yeah, I definitely can. I’ve got like so many houses I can show you. Like I literally, my mom, she is such a good realtor and she showed me everything I know. Like it’s amazing. Really? Yeah, really. You can help me out? Yeah, I could definitely help you out. Damn. Help me out with more than just that for me. Jesus Christ. Come closer. So the neighborhood is really nice. Oh my God, what are you doing? You don’t like it? Oh, look at you. I see that the property has a pool and also a middle backyard. Yeah, it does. And the pool is all enclosed, so you don’t have to worry about all the bugs, which is perfect too. Yeah, great. This is for our doggies too. Yes. What do you think? Looks like a fenced in backyard. Yeah, and the pool is totally enclosed. And then there’s an area for dogs too, so it’s really perfect. Awesome. Yeah. Would you guys like me to show you around a little bit more? Sure. What do you think, Evie? Yeah, sounds great. Sounds great? Okay, let’s go. Follow me. Hi, you got this, right? I’ve got this, yeah. All right. So here’s one of the bedrooms here. Hey, how are you? I’m really good, what about you? Oh, I’m great now that you’re here. I like your tie. It looks nice. How old are you? He’s 20. He just turned 20. I’m waiting for my own place. You kind of helped me find a really cool one. Yeah, I definitely can. I’ve got like so many houses I could show you. Like, I literally, my mom, she is such a good realtor and she showed me everything I know. Like, it’s amazing. Really? Yeah, really. You can help me out? Yeah, I could definitely help you out. Damn. Help me out with more than just that for me. Jesus Christ. Come closer. So the neighborhood is really nice. Oh my God, what are you doing? You don’t like it? Look at you. I’m not here. I’m not here. We’re so nice to us. Thank you. I love the way that you flashed me when your parents were over here. I know. And they were dying to see me. What kind of a slut are you? I’m just a slut. Jesus Christ. This is the questions. Yeah, so Dallas is a really good area. And I want you to feel how wet I am. Jesus Christ. This is making me totally distracted right now. Hi, Kimber. Welcome to my open house. Nice to meet you, Ryan. Nice to meet you. This is my son, Kai. Hi, how are you? Nice to meet you. He just passed his realtor’s exam. I’m so proud of him. He’s really good today. Couldn’t take over the family business. Oh my God, no. He’s just working with me, you know, and like keeping close. So what do we have here today? Well, we have a three bedroom, two bath house. It’s only been on the market for a couple of days. It’s totally remodeled. We have the recessed lighting, brand new appliances are going to be put in. We already did the stainless steel microwave, but we have stove and refrigerator coming. It has a garbage disposal. So yeah, but it looks so good. I’ll have to show you guys around and get more. Awesome. Awesome. Good to see it. I see that the property has a pool and also a middle backyard. Yeah, it does. And the pool is all enclosed, so you don’t have to worry about all the bugs, which is perfect too. Yeah, great. This would be for our doggies too. Yes. What do you think? Looks like a fenced in backyard. Yeah, and the pool is totally enclosed and then there’s an area for dogs too. So it’s really perfect. Awesome. Yeah. Would you guys like me to show you around a little bit more? Sure. Yeah, sounds great. Sounds great. Okay, let’s go. Follow me. Hi, you got this, right? I’ve got this, yeah. All right. So here’s the first bedroom here. Hey, how are you? I’m really good, what about you? Oh, I’m great now that you’re here. I like your tie. It looks nice. How old are you? He’s 20. Just turned 20. I’m waiting for my own place. You gotta help me find a really cool one. Yeah, I definitely can. I’ve got like so many houses I could show you. Like, I literally, my mom, she is such a good realtor and she showed me everything I know. Like, it’s amazing. Really? Yeah, really. You can help me out? Yeah, I could definitely help you out. Damn. Help me out with more than just that for me. Jesus Christ. Come closer. So the neighborhood’s really nice. Oh my God, what are you doing? You don’t like it? Look at you. I’m not here. I’m not here. That’s nice. Thank you. I love the way that you flashed me when your parents were over here. I know. And I was dying to see you. What kind of a slut are you? You’re a slut. Jesus Christ. How’s it going, guys? Fine. How’s it going? You like the house? Yeah, nice bar. It looks great. All right. Let me know if you need anything. All right. God. Jesus Christ. How many square feet is this house? Like 1800 something. And what year was it built? It was, I don’t know, man. Probably before I was born. What renovations have they done? Like my mom, she kind of handles all of this stuff. Like she did it with the house and all that. So maybe you might want to like talk to my mom. Okay. Yeah, I mean, like, I know that they did renovate it, you know? So. Okay, cool. All right. Thanks, man. Jesus. There’s some questions. Yeah, so Dallas is a really good area. It’s great. It’s like this abs and great tickles. Yeah, go ahead. Oh yeah. Oh yes, right my ass cheeks. Jesus Christ.