A RANDOM PENTHOUSE IN DIAMOND DISTRICT, GOTHAM CITY
In a bedroom located in a random penthouse owned by the rich of this cesspool we call a city, a young woman in her mid 20s who’s known to those who are unfortunate enough to own so much and leave so little for the poor as The Plundering Kitten’s currently busy doing what she does best which is none other than fulfill her cravings of making the rich feels so worthless by breaking into a safe located behind a painting as per usual. Like, you live in one of the worst cities in the entire United States, why the fuck would you choose this shithole to be your home? I thought rich people are supposed to be dumb, but I didn’t realize that they were this fucking dumb in the first place.
Anyway, the woman was about to crack the safe that was made by the Gothamites due to how easy it is to break in when she heard the wind blowing on her back which can only mean one thing and one thing only which made Selina who’s the real identity behind all these jewelry theft in the first place just let out a sigh of both annoyance and acceptance at the same time.
“What the fuck do you want, honey? Can’t you see that I’m in the middle of something here?” Selina asked the infamous Dark Knight himself before resuming cracking the safe. “I’m not here to fight, Selina” the Bat said to Selina and that made her instantly stop for a second, but she immediately didn’t give a fuck because she knows that she’s dealing with the greatest detective in the entire city which means that he’ll eventually discover her secret identity the moment that they first met and fought each other a few weeks ago which means that it makes sense that the world’s greatest detective would immediately conduct a research into her background.
“Then what do you want?” Selina asked Bruce while still very much busy taking her time to crack open the noob security level safe to which the Caped Crusader proceeded to step closer. “I’m here because I couldn’t stop thinking about you” Bruce finally confesses truthfully to Selina which made her finally drop everything that she was doing to face him. They both just stared each other in a comfortable silence before she reaches her hands out to unmask him and the moment that his face was unveiled to her; she was immediately stunned because Selina had never thought that for a million years, Bruce Wayne was Batman but then when she thinks about it, it actually makes sense due to how well-equipped Batman was when it comes to his arsenals.
“So, what now?” Bruce asked Selina which made her snap back to reality instantly. “I can think of something” she said to Bruce with a seductive smile before stepping back and proceeded to undress her cat suit which reveals that she’s wearing nothing.