Let’s Post it – The Driver Exposed!

Where the hell is this driver? Said she’d be here in two minutes. It’s been like five minutes already. What the fuck? I’m gonna text her. Oh, I see her over there. Hey, over here. Come this way. Over here. Oh, she’s missing it. This way. There we go, finally. Hi, are you John? Yes. Do you mind if I sit in the front? Just because I get really seasick in the back. Like, motion sickness, really bad motion sickness. That’s fine. Got some snacks? Yeah. Been driving all day? Yeah. All right, well, let me put my bag back here. Oh, Jesus. Hold on, let me fix the seat. You got the address? Yes. All right, thank you. A lot of traffic out there, huh? I know. It’s been a busy day. Wow. All right. So how’s your day so far? It’s been pretty good. How about you? I’m good, good, good. Just trying to get home. Yeah, stressful day at work. So you got a lot of rides today or what? Yeah, it’s been really busy, which is nice, but I’m tired though. Tiring? Yeah. Damn. Not too bad. Not too bad? That’s good. So anything interesting happen today? No, not really. Just the same old, same old. How long have you been driving for? A few months now. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I like it. Yeah, it’s fun. Meet a lot of interesting people. Yeah, right. Bunch of random people. That’s awesome. What do you think is like the craziest thing that’s happened while you were driving? I don’t know. I’ve had like a lot of drunk people. Oh, no. Just rowdy people. Annoying, huh? Yeah. The worst. I’m like, oh, no. Don’t do it. Have they ever throw up in your car? No. Thank God, huh? I know. You got to charge extra for that, right? Like an extra $100, $200 cleaning fee or something. Oh, yeah. All right. Thank God it hasn’t happened yet, huh? Right. Fingers crossed it never happens. For real. Wow. Are you married? You got a boyfriend and stuff or what? No, I’m single. Single? Yeah. Nice. Yeah. I just got out of a relationship a few months ago. Oh, yeah? Yeah. I like your little star right there. Thank you. Five stars. Okay. I like it. Yeah. Damn. Creative. That’s kind of cute. It is cute. Very cute. I like it a lot. You’re definitely going to get five stars just for that. Thank you. That’s the goal. Yeah. Keep a good rating, huh? Yeah. Do you have like a tissue or anything? My nose is kind of runny. You can check the glove box, maybe. This one right here? Yeah. I’m sorry. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. I’m so sorry. That’s so embarrassing. Is that yours? Yeah. Oh, my God. I’m sorry. I’m so sorry. That’s funny. I forgot that was in there. That’s so embarrassing. I’m so sorry. I mean, I don’t care. I’m not the one to judge or anything like that. Okay. I’m so sorry. This thing? Yeah. It’s all you right here, huh? Yeah. What are you doing with this thing? I make content. What do you mean you make content? Like… Like a content creator? Yeah. Like videos of you and this thing? Yeah. Pretty much. Usually like in my car or something. While you’re driving? Yeah, sometimes while I’m driving. Customers? Customers or no? Yeah. No, not at all. Just me, but… Yeah. Sorry, I touched your… No, it’s fine. I think it’s funny. That’s hilarious, by the way. So have you ever done anything with a customer? No. It’s usually just me. Just you, by yourself, sucking it? Yeah. Do you fuck it too? Yeah. Oh my God. I don’t know, I think it’s pretty hot, actually. Really? Yeah. Like… Super hot, actually. I kind of want to see how you do it. I don’t know. Because you’re pretty fucking hot. Thank you. Damn. Here you go. This is yours? Yeah. So how about you show me what you do with that? Alright. Fuck it. It’s kind of cool. I’ve never done this before. You’ve done it before, just without a passenger? Yeah. Completely new experience. Holy shit. That’s pretty fucking hot, by the way. Damn. Is that like one of those suction cup ones? Yeah. Stick it to the window. That’s amazing, by the way. Can you suck on it right there? Yeah. That’s so hot. You don’t understand. There we go. Stop right here. Stop right here. Now fuck it. Go, go, go, go, go. Go, go, go, go, go. Oh my God. Don’t crash. Don’t crash. Don’t crash. We gotta be safe. Right. Safety first. Yeah, safety first. Safety first. We should pull over somewhere. We should. You know a spot? I mean, you probably know the whole damn city by now. Yeah. Can I see your tits? Yeah. Would that be? Wow. Damn. Super hot, by the way. Just drive it over your tits, huh? Yeah.