ONE MONTH AFTER THE NEW AVENGERS PRESS CONFERENCE AND THE VOID’S DEPRESSION ATTACK
YELENA’S OFFICE 3250 BRIGHTON BEACH
KATE’S POV
I can’t believe that I’m going to have to be asking for assistance from the girl who initially tried to kill my mentor/idol 3 years ago during Christmas who’s now a member of the New Avengers. I mean, I always knew that this day would come but I didn’t expect it to be taking this long because during the past three years since I became Hawkeye, I’ve always to do everything including getting information all by myself with some help from Clint and Laura in exchange for spending time with their kids.
Unfortunately, Clint’s hearing has been practically nonexistent, which means that I was forced to learn ASL just to communicate with him if he doesn’t have his hearing aid and it has been affecting the entire family altogether. But that’s all I can tell you about my great mentor because it’s time to go back to the present which is me visiting a former enemy turned potential ally after she tried to kill my mentor three years ago.
When I arrived at her office, I was surprised to find out that this is a bath house which is pretty weird but also makes sense due to her Russian background along with her paranoid personality just like her great late sister who gave her life for the entire universe. After getting my towel from the nice old lady who only speaks Russian, I then proceeded to go up to where Yelena’s office is located.
The moment that I’ve arrived at her office; I was immediately greeted by the sight of the current Black Widow smiling widely at me sitting in one of the large bathing pools obviously dressed in her birthday suit.
YELENA: Kate Bishop! Long time no see, bestie. How long has it been?
KATE: Yelena Belova, it’s been three years since you tried to kill my mentor. He’s doing well, thank you very much for asking. Although, he can only speak using ASL without his hearing aid.
YELENA: I know that, Kate. It sucks what happened to him, but that’s enough about him for today. How are you holding up?
KATE: I’ve been doing pretty good, thank you. And I’ve made some new friends during the last three years.
YELENA: You mean Ms. Marvel?
KATE: Of course, you already know about that.
YELENA: How can I forget about you, Kate Bishop? You’re just too beautiful and unintentionally hilarious for me.
KATE: You do realize that I didn’t come all the way here for catching up, right?
YELENA: I know that. Which is why I’m going to have to ask you to take your clothes off if you want to talk business with me.
KATE: Why?
YELENA: I thought you already know the reason why, Kate Bishop.
KATE: Because you don’t trust anyone?
YELENA: Correct. Hurry it up, will you? I don’t have all day.
KATE: Alright, fine. I’ll do it, but no peeking allowed when I come out.
YELENA: Fair enough, I’ll be sure to maybe not do that.
And so, without any other choice whatsoever, I ended up going to the changing room located right in front of the pool to go change along with putting down my weapons. A few seconds later, I was now finished changing and stepped out of the changing room dressed in nothing but a white towel covering my naked body. “You better not look, Black Widow” I said to Yelena to which the current Black Widow immediately does so. Once she was facing the other way, I then took off my towel and stepped inside the pool to join her.
KATE: You can turn around now.
YELENA: I can tell that you’ve got a perfect body to go along with that pretty face of yours, Kate Bishop.
KATE: Ugh, just get right into it, will you?
YELENA: Fine, fine. So—
A FEW MINUTES LATER
After Yelena gave me her intel about everything that she knows about my next assignment, it was now time to get out of this weird office of hers. Unfortunately, as I was about to stand up to get out of the pool, a familiar hand immediately grabbed my arm and yanked me down so hard that I ended up falling backwards into the lukewarm water which ended up with us basically fighting each other yet again just like that one time on the elevator with the only difference now being that we don’t have nothing to rip off of each other but our own skin. By the time that our little nude wrestling session in the pool was over, she was now on top of me pinning me down with one hand while her other hand was keeping me afloat so that I don’t end up drowning to death in her bath house office.
Me and Yelena kept fighting every time I tried to get out of the pool until we’ve practically exhausted ourselves in the process.
KATE: YELENA, WHAT THE FUCK’S WRONG WITH YOU?!
YELENA: You didn’t think that I’m just going to let walk away after you’ve prevented me from taking a sneak peek at this perfectly sculpted body of yours, right?
KATE: B-But this is wrong. You do realize that I’m still dangerous without my arrows just like Clint did, right?
YELENA: I know that. But I’ve got a feeling that you’re still thinking about me after our little quarrels during Christmas, right?
KATE: (Blushing) N-No, why would you assume that?
YELENA: Because you’ve obviously failed to stop your blood rushing through your cheeks. So, what’s it going to be?
KATE: Ugh, fine. But you better not mention this to either Clint or your team members, got it?
YELENA: They better kill me before I tell them about us. Now, can you do me a favor and try not snap my neck with your thigh while I’m busy eating that cunt of yours?
KATE: